Retargeting a Windows 8 application to Windows 8.1

Apparently, fuck Windows 8. So says everybody. Including Microsoft. That's why at some point you're going to have to retarget your Windows 8 app (if you were crazy enough to make any) for Windows 8.1. Fortunately, Microsoft provides a guide for doing so in Visual Studio 2013 here. Fortunately, it's as simple as right-clicking on your solution in the Solution Explorer and clicking on Retarget for Windows 8.1